A lady manager a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.
“What is name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.
“John,” new guy replied.

She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone their first name.

It breeds familiarity and that leads a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their name only … Smith, Jones, Baker … that’s all I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson.

Now that we got that straight, what your last name?”

The new guy sighed, “Darling. My is John Darling.”

“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell is . .